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humorous elevator pranks:
By the way today i was doing well. Not even afflicted by any plagues, or illnesses, I feel fine. My band is opening for Matt Ceder and the heartaches. We're in the editing room now. Some minor details have to be hemmed before we step on stage. Hope you come to see us @ the Raggedy Rustbucket.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
hey all the news is getting stale
you know what if you get jostled on a ride you might be liable for a court-date?
I heard that all of the tele-casters and news-reporters are fiending for information.
They cross-stream it. It gets a news-feed from one station and it leaks into the media of another place. And with this happening all of the time, we are basically being fed a load of malarchy over the featured broadcaster of choice. Rueters says that woman lifts 300 lbs at the grocery store. New record Guiness: male dives from 140 ft. balcony. Risks life, but lands on worlds biggest marshmellow. Hats are nice, and i like fitted hats and could use a new one, possibly red-sox ... Boston! WHOO~! here i come. More than a veloptuious womans fine thighs are feeling. But I probably would have to be on the street hollerin' Taxi! I need a cab, Woot woot. To all of those that doubted my hetero-sexual tendencies, it was because I was always out of my closet. I would be a sheltered, reclusive, hermit without a life if i lived in my closet. I guess you all would abreviate my stay by telling me I must be on my way. So i tell you I weigh 175LBS. US domestic Weight Increment of Pounds per human body. It is qauite in the right ballpark since I have no doctors chart next to me I am guessing that my target wieght is lower, but I still like to think that I can weigh the right about AMOUnt Alltogether I am willing to lose weight. I probably should soon. I am doing too much typing and sitting for my own good, It would only help if i were a typist and being payed for my efforts.
I heard that all of the tele-casters and news-reporters are fiending for information.
They cross-stream it. It gets a news-feed from one station and it leaks into the media of another place. And with this happening all of the time, we are basically being fed a load of malarchy over the featured broadcaster of choice. Rueters says that woman lifts 300 lbs at the grocery store. New record Guiness: male dives from 140 ft. balcony. Risks life, but lands on worlds biggest marshmellow. Hats are nice, and i like fitted hats and could use a new one, possibly red-sox ... Boston! WHOO~! here i come. More than a veloptuious womans fine thighs are feeling. But I probably would have to be on the street hollerin' Taxi! I need a cab, Woot woot. To all of those that doubted my hetero-sexual tendencies, it was because I was always out of my closet. I would be a sheltered, reclusive, hermit without a life if i lived in my closet. I guess you all would abreviate my stay by telling me I must be on my way. So i tell you I weigh 175LBS. US domestic Weight Increment of Pounds per human body. It is qauite in the right ballpark since I have no doctors chart next to me I am guessing that my target wieght is lower, but I still like to think that I can weigh the right about AMOUnt Alltogether I am willing to lose weight. I probably should soon. I am doing too much typing and sitting for my own good, It would only help if i were a typist and being payed for my efforts.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
affirm(a(tive(tion))
searching for clearance. Are we clear for takeoff? Let's Luach (launch) if all is mended, then who's still sowing? I know I have to drop some seeds. So, lets begin: acorn squash, pumpkin, corn, brussel sprouts, ?-? ROFL? (GET ON WITH IT!) I will lie on this bed no longer, I will flap my fins and protect it. (I like ananemine) HEY you, out of the credentials? No good horrible reputation? Lousy reccomendation? Find assurance, confidence, and knowledge (only at an honorable college) Http://www.NMU.edu
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